V následujících řádcích uvádím skutečné významy některých zkratek z počítačové terminologie.
- PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
- SCSI - System Can't See It
- DOS - Defective Operating System
- BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
- IBM - I Blame Microsoft
- DEC - Do Expect Cuts
- CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
- WWW - World Wide Wait
- MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
- PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
- COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
- LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
- MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code